I love that drawing comparisons to George Wallace is not necessarily a bad thing in the world of the Birmingham News.
... Actually, I guess 'love' is not the word I was looking for. 'I am utterly terrified' - I think that may actually be the sentiment I was trying to express there.
Oh yeah, he's going to 10-Commandments the hell out of that state. You're not going to be able to throw a brick in Alabama without hitting a thirty-foot tall marble version of the 10 Commandments.
(WARNING: Throwing a brick at a depiction of the 10 Commandments will be a state law punishable by hanging.)
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I love that drawing comparisons to George Wallace is not necessarily a bad thing in the world of the Birmingham News.
... Actually, I guess 'love' is not the word I was looking for. 'I am utterly terrified' - I think that may actually be the sentiment I was trying to express there.
Oh yeah, he's going to 10-Commandments the hell out of that state. You're not going to be able to throw a brick in Alabama without hitting a thirty-foot tall marble version of the 10 Commandments.
(WARNING: Throwing a brick at a depiction of the 10 Commandments will be a state law punishable by hanging.)
I think his hair is sown on
I meant sewn, I shouldn't have had that last martini. I am from Tarrant though.............
No, I think "sown" works as well as "sewn" in his case....
2:1 he wins by at least 10% of the vote. gotta love those alabama voters.
Now, now...do not completely discredit Alabama voters. I honestly think he won't win.
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