Aziz's Balls
Someone asked me recently why Aziz Ansari is so popular. It occurs to me that the best, most-to-the-point answer to that question is one word: balls. If Robocop and the Hulk had a son...if that were possible in some spectacularly macho parallel universe where ovaries were unnecessary for conception...and that son grew up to have sex with and impregnate King Kong and they had a son, that kid might have a quarter of Aziz's balls.
To wit:
Shittiest Mixtape Boombox Blast Video
posted by Carol at 2:21 PM
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3 Comments:
ok, who the f*** stole my Ipod list!!! I liked most of those songs dagnabit!
I guess Aziz needed balls to make up for the complete nutlessness of those songs. Brilliant!
Okay, I'm pretty sure I could make a way shittier mix. The problem is, too many of these songs sound like (or are) currently popular chart tracks - and hence, would not attract much attention from most folks. A mix with more songs like "Virgin Child of the Universe" (from Matthew's 9/30/05 entry at (you figure it out - damned prohibited tags) fluxblog dut oh-are-gee) would definitely appall far more people - and I, at least, would be far more embarrassed to play it in public. (As if my balls are even regulation for this league.)
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