Monday, September 26, 2005

This Week's Eye Opener

What Else Could Possibly Go Wrong?!?
Francesco Marciuliano
    The U.S. energy crisis worsens tenfold when the dead rise from their graves and immediately hoard gas.

    Consumed with fighting al-Qaeda, the federal government leaves itself completely vulnerable to Brainiac's shrink ray.

    Americans are held hostage in their own homes when the Roomba achieves A.I.
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2 Comments:

Anonymous Adouble said...

Zombie energy crisis is something that is both scary and a good name for an Orange County punk-pop band.

11:46 AM  
Blogger 2fs said...

A fundamentalist administration decrees that everyone's naughty bits must be surgically pixelated.

11:24 PM  

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