Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Upcoming Ann Coulter Books

The following Ann Coulter books are coming soon to a Barnes & Noble, Borders and Hell House near you:

Drawings What I Drew of Reagan as a Naked Gladiator

The Scientific Method Should Only Be Used as Birth Control

Greenhouse Effect Disproved by Late January Frost

The Poor Bring Consumer Spending Down

Save the Rainforest, Save the Whales, Save the Flood Victims: Liberals' Sick Hoarding Mentality

Joe McCarthy: My Favorite Beatle

"Edify" Does Not Mean "Building": Things I've Learned Since My Publisher Forced Me to Hire a Proofreader

If God Didn’t Create the World in Six Days Then How Do You Explain This VeggieTales Tape I Rented?

Skimming Book Jacket Flaps: How to Speed-Read through Six History Books in Only Four Years

Where Do They Come Up with All Those Letters for Scrabble?

2 Comments:

Blogger jodi said...

oooo... you should have entire week dedicated to nothing but ripping on ann coulter! it would be so much fun! in fact, might i suggest the week of my birthday, as i would get particular enjoyment out of it.

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Brian said...

The sad thing about the "Greenhouse Effect Disproved by Late January Frost" one is that it's really how conservatives think -- years ago, back when Rush Limbaugh inflicted a television show upon the nation, he did a segment during a big snowfall in New York where a reporter went out and asked people how worried they were about global warming. So the gag was, it was winter and it was snowing, but you had these "stupid New Yorkers" talking about how bad global warming was, and Rush Limbaugh's creepy audience of middle-aged to senior-citizen wealthy white people just laughed themselves silly. (Thankfully, I was free to watch Letterman again when my dorm roommate moved out that summer.)

2:22 PM  

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