The More You Know
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 7:26 AM
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12 Comments:
I like cheese, umm hmm.
And on the Eighth Day, God created Cheese and it was good. He then spoke unto Adam and told him that he should disregard earlier instructions and make the week Eight Days long. Adam didn't listen and stuck to a Seven Day week, and for that he was cast out of the Garden of Eden.
So, forevermore does Humanity remain barred from the Gates of Paradise, for we refuse to obey God and retain the Seven Day week. That is our insolence and it is the bed we lie in.
hahaha, Bravo.
Two words: Brill. Yent.
I won't accept your blasphemy. Jesus made cheese. Except for Muenster. That was Gabe Kaplan. They went to school together.
Which part of the magic includes slicing and wrapping it in that hermetically sealed cellophane? I'm assuming that's the black magic part....
The magic is that people actually eat limburger.
But, but... I like cheese... Are people who don't like magic allowed to eat cheese? Come on, at least a little bite of pepper-jack now and then. And how do they get the peppers into the jack? mmmm pepper jack....
its just wrong to torment the retards
by Thicketed
No, no, not Garden of Eden, Garden of Edam!
"its just wrong to torment the retards"
Because many of them have firearms and are willing to burn witches.
(cue Monty Python sketch...)
I do not think so.
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