From The Dad Who Brought You the Original Orgy Shirt...
Our play's publicist Kambri models one of my dad's other creations, the, uh, "Tits" T-shirt.
One day I'll post our DisneyWorld family photo from 1976, when it was apparently socially acceptable for a father of two to wander around an amusement park with a T-shirt that proudly exclaimed "Up Yours." It was the very same shirt he wore to meet with my brother's sixth grade teacher after Marcello was briefly expelled for having a tattoo...a tattoo that my dad had applied to Marcello's arm with a "temporary" paint set.
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 3:43 PM
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your dad rules. my dad never gave me tattoos. he did convince me to name my baby dolls unusual names so that when people asked me what my dolly's name was, he'd get to hear me say things like " her name is roach."
Hmmm. Cold room?
So .. is the TITS shirt for sale anywhere?
I used to work at Disney World, and one of my jobs was to stand at the front gate, and deny entry to people with suggestive T-shirts-- and "Up Yours" T-shirt, for instance. If I had been on duty, your dad would have had to sit out in the parking lot for the day (you can't go in shirtless either). And now you have photographic proof of Disney's failure of security. The shame!
Is there something wrong with me if my first thought was "Hey, a bicycle" and only my second was "No, wait. TitS. Tits."^-^
Clearly, there is a public crying out for Frank Marciuliano designs to be included in your online store!
Who doesn`t like tits?
Do they come in different colors? (the t-shirts, that is)
Do they come in different colors? (the t-shirts, that is)
yes and yes :)
Do they come in different colors? (the t-shirts, that is)
yes and i don`t know :)
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