This Week's Eye Opener
Thoughts Entertained During the Long Drive Between Mobile and Birmingham, AL
Francesco Marciuliano
Francesco Marciuliano
- Has there ever been a cow so big that even a vegetarian said, “We better kill that thing"?
If I were a career counselor for a midget, how long would I have to dance around the whole “circus” option?
If I were a transformer I would be a gasoline truck because, really, who’s gonna fuck with you?
posted by Carol at 8:57 AM
subscribe to the drink at work newsletter
7 Comments:
Has any Mafia member turned to his cronies and said, “Wow, that Maggie Smith. What an actress!”
Perhaps after a particularly stirring screening of Tea with Mussolini.
You mean like Octane?
http://www.toyarchive.com/Transformers/ToysOctaneMISB.html
When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Not to be too much of a culture elitist, but why would one need to drive from Mobile to Birmingham? Are they really that different?What is there in Brmingham that you can't get in Mobile? Do the Walmarts, Chik-Fil-ays and other podunk establishments endemic of Alabama differ so greatly that one would have to go on such a mind-numbingly boring road trip?
so what do you say when you ARE being too much of a cultural elitist?
So can we assume you got to join in the fun evac from Mobile Co northward during Hurricane Dennis? Loved the thought on Hurricane Mortimer. Doesn't quite have that ring, does it?
1. Does this mean that when I let on that I'm from the southeast, I might as well have a brand on my forehead that says "I [heart] Wal-Mart and Chick-fil-A, etc."?
2. Since when do we derive our cultural awareness from Snuffy Smith and The Simple Life?
Someone so familiar with the alleged endemic podunkitude of Alabama should at the very least know how to spell Chick-fil-A, yo.
Post a Comment
<< Home