Caption Contest #2
Sample: "Hi, Mr. Cumberton. Is your daughter home?"
Now it's your turn.
posted by Francesco Marciuliano at 9:53 AM
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Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Sample: "Hi, Mr. Cumberton. Is your daughter home?"
Now it's your turn.
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48 Comments:
"Fucking Herbal Essences bodywash. Organic experience, my ass."
"I'm covered in beeeeeeeeees!"
"Okay, bee hoodie... check. Mask so I don't swallow bees... check. Pants... Holy crap, where are my pants?"
Dave -
Covered in bees is almost as good as in a plastic cup!
Unbeknownst to him, Harry had been chosen by the local beehive as this year's annual "Scare the Crap out of a Human" Festival.
Beegaine(tm) replaces bees lost on the head and chest with implanted bees taken from your own thighs.
Honey, remember when you said we should try to spice up our sex life?
I can't see DC comics ever being ready to launch Bee Boy's super career
Um, a little help here: these damn bees slipped my codpiece up to my face again!
D
Bee-kkake session.
This is what happens when you eat too many Honeynut Cheerios.
"Who am I supposed to be?! Don't tell me you've never heard of SWARM! Foe of Spider-man. First appearance in THE CHAMPIONS issue number 14. Any of this ringing a bell? Oh, you DC Comics fans all suck anyway."
Let's lay around the shanty and get a good buzz on.
"Hmm...now if only I could find some bears to maul my honey-laden legs, my circle of self-destructive behavior will be complete!"
A white surgical mask? After Labor Day?
-DaveK
"I can't find the zipper in this damn thing."
Even Warren's friends, the bees, found that protruding knob of flesh on his belly just "too weird and fucked up" to go anywhere near.
Wonder what the Pleasure Chest would charge for this.
Bees have always hated my navel ring.
"Bees? What bees?"
"Sorry, I can't help you - you might try the covered-in-ants guy, just a little further down the road."
Sigh... I'll never get laid
I`m the bees knees, baby.
"I'm an astronaut. What, you've never heard of Buzz Aldrin?"
Ladies and gentlemen - The Honeydrippers!
And of course - " Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way, watch your honey drip, can't keep away."
OK. So the Honey Comb Hideout isn`t as mauch fun as it looked on tv.
OK. So the Honey Comb Hideout isn`t as much fun as it looked on tv.
sorry about that double post up there. Thought I was just correcting my near-miss typo.
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Ces, I think this guy got the wrong idea from your dads orgy t-shirt.
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Ted hoped that tying seven thousand bees to his torso would let him fly, but alas, to no avail.
Owww! Son of a bitch! I think something stung me!
Fucking bees.
Sadly, the "Tickle-Me-Stingy" doll was not a big a success as hoped.
I apologize in advance.
To bee or not to bee.
Jerry spent a month assembling his suit for the prom, and when the big day came, he was finally ready. Surely the other kids would love his classy duds!
Sadly, this was not to bee.
Meet Carl Perkins IV, Performance Artist: "Well they took some honey / from a tree / dressed it up and they called it me! / Everybody's trying to, uh, bee my baby..."
Evidently, Bloggers are not a funny people.
LUCY! You got some splanning to do.
"Not again..."
"Do you hear something? Like, kind of a buzzing?"
"Shotgun anus"
1. It slowly dawned on Harold that releasing bee pheromones was perhaps NOT the most useful superpower, thus ending his audition with the Justice League.
2. An early prototype of Chanel No. 5 goes back to the drawing board.
3. The hive at that point decided no longer to pay any attention to George's bee dances.
Laundry Day
I have to scratch my balls...
The answers to your questions are, yes, I'm excited, and no, I don't know why the bees don't like the head of my penis.
I've noticed several sites on the Internet that promote a penis enlargement through "ancient" techniques of strengthening (and yes, lengthening) the penis through exercises. These sites claim that since the penis is a muscle, it can be conditioned and exercised for greater and permanent length and girth. Is this possible?
now if only women were this attracted to me
"Yo yo yo yall. I bee MC buzzalot and this here is my super def bzzzlinng bzzzling!"
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