Oh...oh...I knew it. That bitch threw out my Maxims...again! Jesus, it's NOT porn. It's not. And besides, I'm a man for crissakes. Can't I unwind? CAN'T I?! I'll show her porn. I'll stuff her damn dishwasher — that cost me $1,300 freakin' dollars — with so many copies of Screw magazine her damn head'll explode. Work my paws to the bone...for what...for what?! Lindsay Lohan covered in last night's failed pot roast...I swear, I don't know what she does to food, but it's not good.
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CSI Boo-Boo discovers the body of Yogi at the grizzly scene, finding the sight of over-indulgence almost too much to bear.
Why, this is the biggest pic-a-nic basket I have ever seen!
A considerable amount of work was required to clean up Eric Rudolph for his mug shot.
Nope. No wmd`s in here.
Gotta find something to get the taste of that hippie out of my mouth.
I soo have the munchies after eating that hippie
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Hey! Somebody threw out a horse! Yum!
"In this bear suit, I'm sure no one will discover my dumpster-diving habit..."
Toby had read about them on the internet, but until that day he had never actually seen a cum dumpster.
Looking for love, in all the wrong places.
Budget cutbacks at the Department of Parks and Recreation forced them to relax their hiring policies.
Ed's co-workers at the Department of Sanitation were appalled at his decision to live as a 24/7 Furry, but union rules prevented his firing.
No, not just in the woods.
Oh...oh...I knew it. That bitch threw out my Maxims...again! Jesus, it's NOT porn. It's not. And besides, I'm a man for crissakes. Can't I unwind? CAN'T I?! I'll show her porn. I'll stuff her damn dishwasher — that cost me $1,300 freakin' dollars — with so many copies of Screw magazine her damn head'll explode. Work my paws to the bone...for what...for what?! Lindsay Lohan covered in last night's failed pot roast...I swear, I don't know what she does to food, but it's not good.
The pregnancy hormones did some very strange things to Britney Spears.
--Flasshe
"Who's gonna wear the radio collar now Mr. Ranger? Who's gonna wear the collar NOW?!?"
Look everyone! It's chock full of abandoned babies! OUR DREAM HAS BECOME REALITY!!!
The plight of a down on her luck, bear prostitute.
And in the first round of the 2006 NFL Draft, Chicago picks...
it isn't original, but:
"It's a shame when people throw away a perfectly good white boy like that"
It puts the lotion on it's skin...
Nick Nolte, just before being arrested for
breaking and entering. Again.
"When a kodiak bear wins the lottery, high society will never be the same…"
(Stolen from Ces'Movie Trailer lines)
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