Sunday, June 26, 2005

Caption Contest #1



Sample: "Jeez, who would throw out such great porn?"

Now it's your turn.

23 Comments:

Blogger Erik said...

CSI Boo-Boo discovers the body of Yogi at the grizzly scene, finding the sight of over-indulgence almost too much to bear.

2:28 PM  
Anonymous nick said...

Why, this is the biggest pic-a-nic basket I have ever seen!

4:05 PM  
Anonymous Rob Balder said...

A considerable amount of work was required to clean up Eric Rudolph for his mug shot.

5:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nope. No wmd`s in here.

11:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gotta find something to get the taste of that hippie out of my mouth.

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I soo have the munchies after eating that hippie

12:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse. Hey! Somebody threw out a horse! Yum!

1:40 AM  
Blogger 2fs said...

"In this bear suit, I'm sure no one will discover my dumpster-diving habit..."

10:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Toby had read about them on the internet, but until that day he had never actually seen a cum dumpster.

11:16 AM  
Blogger American Ronin said...

Looking for love, in all the wrong places.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Alan said...

Budget cutbacks at the Department of Parks and Recreation forced them to relax their hiring policies.

12:08 PM  
Blogger Alan said...

Ed's co-workers at the Department of Sanitation were appalled at his decision to live as a 24/7 Furry, but union rules prevented his firing.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Erik said...

No, not just in the woods.

12:30 PM  
Blogger Carol said...

Oh...oh...I knew it. That bitch threw out my Maxims...again! Jesus, it's NOT porn. It's not. And besides, I'm a man for crissakes. Can't I unwind? CAN'T I?! I'll show her porn. I'll stuff her damn dishwasher — that cost me $1,300 freakin' dollars — with so many copies of Screw magazine her damn head'll explode. Work my paws to the bone...for what...for what?! Lindsay Lohan covered in last night's failed pot roast...I swear, I don't know what she does to food, but it's not good.

12:57 PM  
Blogger flasshe said...

The pregnancy hormones did some very strange things to Britney Spears.

--Flasshe

1:22 PM  
Blogger Fuzzy said...

"Who's gonna wear the radio collar now Mr. Ranger? Who's gonna wear the collar NOW?!?"

1:28 PM  
Blogger Guy said...

Look everyone! It's chock full of abandoned babies! OUR DREAM HAS BECOME REALITY!!!

2:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The plight of a down on her luck, bear prostitute.

4:11 PM  
Anonymous daChipster said...

And in the first round of the 2006 NFL Draft, Chicago picks...

10:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it isn't original, but:

"It's a shame when people throw away a perfectly good white boy like that"

10:43 AM  
Blogger Alan said...

It puts the lotion on it's skin...

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Ol' Man Gezelter said...

Nick Nolte, just before being arrested for
breaking and entering. Again.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous daChipster said...

"When a kodiak bear wins the lottery, high society will never be the same…"

(Stolen from Ces'Movie Trailer lines)

3:59 PM  

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